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><channel><title>Premier Adult Factory Outlet</title> <atom:link href="http://premieradult.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://premieradult.com</link> <description>The largest selection of adult toys, DVD&#039;s, novelties and clothing</description> <lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 19:45:01 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1</generator> <item><title>Kenny Loggins Concert &#8211; Downtown Orlando Concert Series</title><link>http://premieradult.com/kenny-loggins-concert-downtown-orlando-concert-series/</link> <comments>http://premieradult.com/kenny-loggins-concert-downtown-orlando-concert-series/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 19:43:52 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>ICM</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Orlando Concert Series]]></category> <category><![CDATA[98.9 WMMO]]></category> <category><![CDATA[concert]]></category> <category><![CDATA[downtown Orlando]]></category> <category><![CDATA[free concert series]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kenny Loggins]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Premier Adult]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://premieradult.com/?p=442</guid> <description><![CDATA[FREE Downtown Concert Series with Kenny Loggins
Location: Orange Ave. &#38; Amelia St. in front of the Courthouse in Downtown Orlando
When: May 26, 2012
There will be lots of vendors, entertainment, great food and drink for your enjoyment.
Win Free VIP Tickets! &#8211; Register in the store for your chance to win.
Sit right up front in the limited Listener [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FREE Downtown Concert Series with Kenny Loggins</p><p><strong>Location:</strong> Orange Ave. &amp; Amelia St. in front of the Courthouse in Downtown Orlando</p><p><strong>When: </strong>May 26, 2012</p><p>There will be lots of vendors, entertainment, great food and drink for your enjoyment.</p><p><strong><span
style="color: #ff0000;">Win Free VIP Tickets! &#8211; Register in the store for your chance to win.</span></strong></p><p>Sit right up front in the limited Listener VIP section for the 98.9 WMMO Downtown Concert Series with Kenny Loggins! Get guaranteed up front seating, access to your own VIP cash bar and avoid lines with separate VIP bathrooms!</p><p
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isPermaLink="false">http://premieradult.com/?p=421</guid> <description><![CDATA[jessica drake will be appearing at Premier Adult on April 20th. between 7pm and 11pm. She will be signing autographs and fans can have their picture taken with her. She will also be conducting a couples seminar.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><img
class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-426" title="jessica drake" src="http://premieradult.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Jessica_Drake_Small-289x300.png" alt="jessica drake porn star" width="289" height="300" />jessica drake</strong> will be appearing at Premier Adult on April 20th. between  7pm and 11pm. She will be signing autographs and fans can have their  picture taken with her. She will also be conducting a couples seminar.</p><p>This sultry vixen can always be counted on to deliver a dose of the provocative. Her wit and beauty have made her a well-known face in the mainstream. jessica has appeared in Premiere, Chord, and Stuff magazines, been profiled on HBO’s “Pornucopia,” done radio interviews with metal legends Anthrax, danced on-stage with Kid Rock, worked on the FOX TV series &#8220;Skin,&#8221; appeared on G4&#8242;s &#8220;Attack Of The Show,&#8221; walked the red carpet at the Grammy Awards, supported such Hollywood charities as “Cuties For Canines,” and been featured on Late Night with David Letterman.</p><p>She&#8217;s gorgeous to be sure, but jessica transcends mere physical allure. So get to know one of the most charismatic personalities in adult entertainment, because everything she does is certain to glow with vitality &#8211; just like the woman herself.</p><h2>jessica drake&#8217;s awards</h2><ul><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>2001</strong> AVN Best Tease Performance “Shyla’s Web”</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>2003</strong> Adult Star Magazine&#8217;s Consumer&#8217;s Choice Best Overall Actress</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>2004</strong> XRCO Best Actress “Fluff &amp; Fold”</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>2005</strong> AVN Best Actress -Video “Fluff &amp; Fold”</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>2005</strong> AVN Best Oral Sex Scene “The Collector”</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>2005</strong> Tampa Nightmoves Best Actress</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>2006</strong> MEDIEN eLine Awards Best Actress USA</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>2007</strong> AVN Best Actress Film “Manhunters”</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>2007</strong> Best All-Girl Sex Scene Film “FUCK”</span></li></ul><div
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style="font-size: x-large;">STATS and FAQ</span></p><p>============================</p><p>Hair: Blonde (although naturally black)</p><p>Eyes: Blue</p><p>Height: 5’7”</p><p>Weight: 130lbs</p><p>Measurements:   36DD-27-36</p><p>Shoe Size: 7</p><p>Birthday: March 17th</p><p>Birthplace: Baton Rouge</p><p>Favorite Food: Crawfish Etouffee</p><p>Pets:  Yorkie named Munch and horse named Bailey</p><ul><li><span
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/> I started as a dancer in Louisiana.  The club I worked at had features and I became friends with many of them.  Devon Michaels invited me to Los Angeles to do a girl/girl scene with her.  During the trip, she was booked to work for Wicked Pictures and I went to set with her.  I met Brad Armstrong and he brought me in to meet the owner of Wicked.  Five days later, I did not get on my flight home and I am still with the company.</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>What is your favorite sex position?</strong> <br
/> I like standing doggie with my right leg up and good ol’ missionary.</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>Are your boobs real?  Well, you’re not imagining them. </strong><br
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/> MEN! Bitches be crazy!  I do love to have fun with girls….just something about the taste of pussy…MMMM!</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>Will you have sex with me?</strong><br
/> No, probably not.</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>What do you do for fun?</strong><br
/> My only hobby is horsebackriding.  I do eventing (dressage, show jumping and cross country).</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>Do you prefer performing or directing?</strong><br
/> Directing is my favorite…I like telling boys what to do!</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>What are some of your favorite movies?</strong><br
/> Operation Desert Stormy, Operation Tropical Stormy, Bound, Sleeping Around, The Wicked, and my Predator series are my favorites.</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>Who is your favorite co-star?</strong><br
/> Boys:   Voodoo, Julian, Randy Spears, and Marcus London…Girls: Roxy DeVille, Sammie Rhodes, Janine (although just a photo shoot), and Kylie Ireland.</span></li><li><span
style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>How often do you masturbate?</strong><br
/> At least once a day…LOL</span></li></ul>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://premieradult.com/stormy-daniels/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Huey Lewis and the News – Downtown Orlando Concert Series</title><link>http://premieradult.com/huey-lewis-and-the-news/</link> <comments>http://premieradult.com/huey-lewis-and-the-news/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 19:01:44 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>ICM</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Orlando Concert Series]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Huey Lewis and the News]]></category><guid
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Where: In front of the BRAND NEW Amway Center
When: March 4, 2012
Come out and join us at 4PM when all the festivities begin!
You can enjoy tons of vendors, great entertainment, and fabulous food and drink.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FREE downtown Orlando <strong>Huey Lewis and the News </strong>concert!</p><p><strong>Where:</strong> In <strong>front</strong> of the BRAND NEW Amway Center</p><p><strong>When: </strong>March 4, 2012</p><p><strong>Come out and join us at 4PM when all the festivities begin!</strong></p><p>You can enjoy tons of vendors, great entertainment, and fabulous food and drink.</p><p><img
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class="wp-caption-text">Bree Olson&#39;s new DVD cover.</p></div><p>Sheen shamelessly declared his love of adult actresses during a wild interview with ABC News last month, telling Andrea Canning that porn stars are &#8220;exciting&#8221; and &#8220;you already know what you&#8217;re getting before you meet them.&#8221; &#8220;They&#8217;re the best at what they do and I&#8217;m the best at what I do,&#8221; Sheen explained. &#8220;And together it&#8217;s like, it&#8217;s on. Sorry, Middle America. Yeah, I said it.&#8221;</p><p>Adult entertainers and the studios that employ them have seen a huge increase in sales of Sheen related material since Sheen has embarked on a one-man mission to rant against his former employers at CBS and Warner Bros.      From porn stars to actresses to &#8216;goddesses,&#8217; Charlie Sheen has dated a wide range of ladies over the years.</p><p>“Since Sheen’s meltdown started a couple of weeks ago, there’s already been about five or six Sheen-related titles released,” says Javors. “The number of adult titles has gone down in recent years, but something like this that has really captured mainstream media’s attention—everyone’s talking about it—is a phenomenon. The industry likes to capitalize on people’s notoriety, and they’re doing that with Charlie Sheen.”</p><p>Almost every adult entertainment company is rushing to produce Sheen-based DVDs. “A lot of studios are putting out<img
class="alignright size-medium wp-image-355" title="Capri Anderson" src="http://premieradult.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Capri-Anderson-300x206.jpg" alt="Capri Anderson with Charlie Sheen" width="300" height="206" /> compilations of previously shot footage that they have of the girls,” explains Javors. “The big thing now is parodies of mainstream TV shows and movies. There is an original parody that is coming out from Exquisite Multimedia called ‘Charlie Shein’s Vegas Porn Star Party,’ and there’s also a lot of comp releases—DVDs using previously shot footage of girls who are rumored to have been with Charlie Sheen.</p><p>Smash Pictures is coming out with &#8216;Charlie’s Party Girls&#8217; starring Bree Olson and Kacey Jordan—two of the more high profile names. It also features Melanie Rios, Gigi Rivera and Ginger Lynn.&#8221; Capri Anderson, who was a relative unknown in the porn world, shot to porn stardom because of her association with Sheen.</p><p>“She’s now a contract girl for Vivid,” Anderson’s manager, Gina Rodriguez of DD Management Group tells FOX 411. “A contract girl will only shoot for one company, she won’t shoot for anyone else. Most actresses in the adult industry are free agents—they’ll shoot for anyone. Being a contract girl is kind of a big deal.</p><p>Most contract girls make $60,000 a year, which isn’t very much—but Capri’s contract is more than double that. In one year, a contract girl will shoot four movies, and each movie takes about two or three weeks to shoot. Capri is also doing appearances, and that can be pretty lucrative. She charges $3,500 for an appearance, and no nudity is involved. She just shows up at a club and hosts. She’s booked almost every weekend through June right now.</p><p><img
class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-356" title="charlie-sheen-bree-olson" src="http://premieradult.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/charlie-sheen-bree-olson-300x203.jpg" alt="Charlie Sheen with Bree Olson" width="300" height="203" />Before the incident with Charlie Sheen, Capri was completely out of the business. So this definitely changed her life—for the better. She’s even been approached by mainstream producers to do a reality show.” One of Charlie Sheen’s “goddesses,” Bree Olson, has also been pitched to join the ranks of mainstream reality TV stars, “Somebody from VH1 called with interest of Bree appearing in a reality show,” Foxxx Modeling agent Chris Canetold FOX411. “Associating with Sheen has definitely heightened Bree’s cross-over appeal—she has interest not only from the adult industry, but the mainstream industry as well.”</p><p>Sales numbers for XXX rated DVDs are hard to come by, as almost all production companies are privately owned, but at least one adult video director is reaping the benefits of having Olson star in his film.  “This is the perfect storm for us—we couldn’t have planned this any better,” Will Ryder tells FOX411 of his best-selling title, “Not Bionic Woman and the Six Million Dollar Man XXX.” “There’s no way that I could have ever predicted that Charlie would have this huge, public meltdown and the stars of my movies would be so public on national television. It’s unbelievable, it’s unprecedented and I’m loving every second of it.”</p><p>“Charlie has given the adult industry a shot in the arm, there’s no doubt,” adds Ryder. ““We’ve only been out for one week with [our latest Sheen-related video] and we’ve already moved 10,000 units. For one week of sales, that’s a lot of units to sell in porn. For most titles, a company will sell 1000 units at best.&#8221;</p><p>Adult entertainment giant Vivid is even looking to have Charlie Sheen direct one of their movies. On March 3rd, Vivid cofounder Steven Hirsch sent Sheen a letter saying, “The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage.”</p><p>So far, there’s been no response from Sheen. “We haven’t heard back from him—yet!” says hopeful Vivid spokesperson Jackie Martin. In the meantime, Ryder is just grateful that Charlie Sheen is staying in the headlines, “Keep selling my movies, buddy. I love it!”</p><p>Source: <a
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